1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Newsletter

The official blog of the official newsletter of 1355 Valencia Apartment 6.


Welcome to the online addendum to the 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Newsletter.

Here you’ll find blog postings by the staff that offer a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the newsletter, updates on recently printed stories, and news of current events in the apartment. Feel free to subscribe to the XML site feed so you can keep abreast of the latest developments.

Don’t forget to peruse the archives for older postings, and in case you missed the first issue in print, download a screen-quality or press-quality PDF copy to view or print at your leisure.

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Sunday, January 04, 2009

Dr. Ben O., I Presume

Dr. Ben O.

Co-publishers Chris and Eugene announced today that Dr. Benjamin O. has been selected as a new contributing editor of the 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Newsletter, effective immediately. The news comes after a lengthy search process.

“We feel that, being not me and not Eugene, Ben will bring a distinct perspective to the publication,” said Chris.

As a part of his new position, Ben has agreed to take up residence in the apartment.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Eight Shows on the Apartment TiVo You’re Probably Not Watching

Crane and I get asked the following question a lot: When you’re not enjoying a day-hike in the Marin headlands or volunteering your time to local youth groups, what are you watching on television?

Naturally our TV consumption includes the well-known staples: syndicated Seinfeld re-runs, Arrested Development (prior to its premature demise), Scrubs, and Mr. Show with Bob and David on DVD or on TBS. Occasionally we mix in some Twin Peaks episodes on DVD, and I have been known to pop in a Sports Night disc late at night when I’m by myself so I can watch specific stretches of dialogue all S.P. (sans pants). And any discussion of our favorite shows must mention Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and The Office. Who among us doesn’t watch these shows?

Many of the programs we like most, however, do not enjoy such mainstream recognition. It is these that we will focus on here in the hopes of winning these shows new converts.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

In the midst of broadcasting its second season on FX, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is our new favorite show. It asks the question, “What happens when you take four self-involved post-adolescents who work at a dive bar in Philadelphia and have them confront some of life’s serious issues like racism, cancer, abortion, child molestation, and Mid-East politics?” The answer invariably involves a series of puerile decisions motivated by vanity, libido, or spite that inevitably leads to a tragicomical comeuppance.

It is hard not to sound trite in praising the show. It is offbeat and original and, it seems, under-appreciated. The darkly funny humor in each episode belies—or perhaps befits?—the cheery air of the show’s ironic title as well as its theme music, an upbeat waltz whose fluttering flutes and chiming bells render it anachronistic and laughably incongruous. Indeed, part of the punchline in certain scenes is the mismatch between the gleeful soundtrack and the uncomfortable goings-on depicted on screen.

Real-life friends Rob McElhenney, Glenn Howerton, and Charlie Day occupy three of the five lead roles (Mac, Dennis, and Charlie, respectively) and serve as the executive producers and writers of the show. Popular lore has it that the three friends produced the pilot that they shopped around to networks for roughly $85 and that the three went from having sporadic work as actors to running a series on FX with full creative control after a surprisingly short courtship period with the network. Kaitlin Olson deftly rounds out the core cast from the first season playing Sweet Dee, sister of Dennis and bartender at the bar co-owned by the other three. Danny Devito joins the show for its second season as Dee and Dennis’s formerly absent but now seemingly ever-present father.

While the topic at the center of (almost) every episode is a serious one deserving thoughtful discussion, the show makes no attempt to provide a forum for such a discussion or to have a message of any kind whatsoever. It does not tackle, for instance, the issue of the Israeli- Palestinian conflict as much as it makes light of it. Comedy, not commentary, is the show’s objective.

Every member of the core cast is a superb comedic performer, although the consensus in the apartment is that Charlie Day is especially hilarious. The dialogue is riddled with peculiar idioms to a degree that suggests that, as is often the case with a close-knit group of buddies, the three friends have idiosynchratic speech patterns they fall into with one another which they have wisely incorporated into their scripts. It seems that, with each episode, at least one new meme is released into the mimetosphere to influence popular culture in the same way that the group vernacular depicted in Swingers induced countless teenage and collegiate men in the mid-nineties to describe things worthy of compliment as “money.”

It’s very likely that It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest show you’re not watching on televison. So don’t be a bozo: start recording this show on your TiVo, or on your DIY MythTV system, or on the inferior-quality DVR you received from your cable provider, before this series goes the way of Arrested Development. Past episodes are available on iTunes, so you really have no excuse for missing out.

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The Prisoner

Originally broadcast in 1967 in the U.K., The Prisoner has recently had some of its episodes re-broadcast on BBC America.

The premise of the show is simple on its face. The protagonist is a British secret agent during the Cold War who, upon resigning his post, is gassed and kidnapped by persons unknown. When the agent awakes, he finds himself in a coastal resort town—in fact, a remote, secret prison facility—known merely as the Village. The authorities running the facility want to know the reasons for the former agent’s resignation, but throughout the run of the series, the prisoner never discloses his rationale, although he does at one point comment that he left the service as “a matter of conscience.”

In the bizarre details of the series, however, is where its appeal lies. Every prisoner in the Village is assigned a number, and the protagonist, played by Patrick McGoohan, is referred to as Number Six throughout the show; his real name is never revealed. The exact whereabouts of the Village is never disclosed. In one episode, it seems that the Village may reside on an island off the coast of Morocco; in another, it is said to be in the Baltic Sea off the coast Lithuania. The Village is a fully functioning seaside town with prisoners holding jobs as shopkeepers, maids, taxi drivers, and the like, many of whom dress in the de facto uniform of the Village which incorporates a motif of alternating motley colors vaguely reminiscent of a harlequin’s costume. It is suggested in various episodes that the other denizens of the Village—that is, the other prisoners—are all former government employees who possess confidential knowledge that must be protected. The only music ever played in the Village is the Souzaesque music of a marching band, and the official emblem of the Village is, rather inexplicably, a penny-farthing bicycle. The Village is run by the authorities, who are constantly monitoring the prisoners with hidden cameras that are installed throughout the Village, and the chief authority goes by the name of Number Two. In each episode, there is a new Number Two, and it is never adequately explained why the person filling the position regularly changes.

During the course of the series, Number Six continually tries to find a way to escape the Village, while the authorities doggedly try to determine the true reasons behind his resignation using various interrogation techniques including psychopharmacological treatment, dream manipulation, and general forms of deception and mindplay. As the series progresses, Number Six grows increasingly intent on discoveriing the identity of Number One, the person presumed to run the Village. Interestingly, the dialogue of the show was carefully written such that the existence of a Number One is never conclusively confirmed or denied by the authorities.

While its special effects and directing style may strike today’s audience as quite dated, the show’s surreal storytelling and skepticism of established government were ahead of its time. What’s more, the thinly veiled anti-authoritarian message of the Cold War–era show, which questioned how far the state can limit an individual’s liberty in the name of national security, still resonates today.

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Tom Goes to the Mayor

This animated show airs late at night on the Cartoon Network as a part of its Adult Swim line-up. It is executively produced by Bob Odenkirk, of Mr. Show with Bob and David renown, and features cameo appearances by Mr. Show regulars David Cross, Jack Black, Brian Posehn, John Ennis, Sarah Silverman, and Tom Kenny as well as by Michael Ian Black, Patton Oswalt, Jeff Goldblum, John C. Reilly, and Zach Galifianakis.

The animation style is really nothing more than a series of discrete still images displayed without any semblance of fluid continuity between the stills. Characters in the world are rendered as highly pixelated images that resemble the shoddy purple output of a handcranked mimeograph machine.

TGTTM is too absurd to describe in words and is an acquired taste, to be sure. Either you like this sort of thing or you don’t.

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The Venture Bros.

The opening title sequence to The Venture Bros. almost says everything that needs to be said about the show. The animated show is an extremely well produced amalgamated homage to Jonny Quest, Scooby Doo, the Hardy Boys, and superhero comics.

Far from a one-note satire intended to conjure boyhood nolstagia, The Venture Bros., at its best, relies merely on the absurdity of the rich, farcical world it has created. The Venture family’s archnemesis, the Monarch, models himself after the monarch butterfly and the lengths to which the comparison is taken can be so extreme that one almost needs a degree in entomology to get all the jokes. And the scenes of the Monarch in the prison for supervillains are among our favorites from the series.

At times, however, the show resorts to parody, but when it does, it typically does so with a degree of sophistication. Past episodes have incorporated everything from cinematic allusions to Easy Rider and Chinatown to pop-culture references to David Bowie lyrics and the Internet- famous antics of the “Star Wars Kid”.

Ultimately the show offers both smart comedy and diversion for a pop-culture savvy audience in the twenties-to-mid-thirties set. It is currently in the middle of its second season and can be seen on the Cartoon Network during its Adult Swim programming.

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In my mind, Moonlighting is the premier television dramedy. The series ran on the ABC network from 1985–1989, and no other show I’ve encountered since has gotten the drama–comedy format right—that is, with the exception of the show I consider its rightful heir, Sports Night, as well as, I hope, that show’s indirect descendent, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.

The series starred Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd, who played David Addison and Madelyn Hayes, the co-heads of and lead investigators for a private detective agency in Los Angeles. Originally Moonlighting was commissioned as a so-called boy-girl detective show, a genre popular at the time which included the contemporary series Remington Steele and Hart to Hart. Charged with that assignment, creator Glenn Gordon Caron set out to craft a show loosely modeled after the screwball comedies from the forties and fifties. Caron succeeded masterfully: the signature fast-paced, overlapping, and often argumentative dialogue between Dave and Maddie has since been likened to the verbal volleys found in classic Howard Hawks films.

Each week a new mystery found its way to the perennially feuding private eyes, but the detective component of each episode usually functioned as a flimsy MacGuffin which arguably did more to interrupt the action than it did to move it forward, given that the action of interest was the interplay between the two lead characters. For the most part, there was limited or poor integration of the mystery plotline and the duo’s argument-of-the-week. Contrast this approach with that of Six Feet Under (one that seems to have been blatantly ripped off by Nip/Tuck). In each episode, the HBO drama featured a new death, almost always of someone unconnected to the undertaker brothers, Nate and David Fisher, yet the cadaver of an utter stranger—or, more precisely, the story behind the body—would impart some lesson pertinent to the personal lives of one or both of the brothers. The lack of synthesis between Dave and Maddie’s professional and interpersonal drama yielded plots that felt fractured with forgettable clients and time-wasting cases. Perhaps, however, this aspect of Moonlighting is merely a sign of the times. While today’s television audiences may be accustomed to seeing a story’s dramatic resolution and a character’s personal growth converge neatly even on sitcoms nowadays—consider how frequently the answer to a medical ailment on an episode of Scrubs conveniently provides the solution to the personal problem Dr. Dorian happens to be struggling with at the time—this kind of storytelling, it seems, may not have been nearly as common in the medium two decades ago.

The rapid-fire exchanges between Dave and Maddie were the heart and soul of Moonlighting, although they were also responsible for making the scripts over twice the length of the typical hour-long drama, a fact that contributed to the infamous delays in the show’s production. Without the precedent of Moonlighting, one wonders whether the the lengthy, staccato walk-and-talks on Sports Night, The Gilmore Girls, or The West Wing would have been deemed acceptable a decade later. Granted, the historical impact the show had on the television industry is an empirical matter that I myself am not in a position to know, but I do know that Moonlighting had a seminal role in the development of my tastes and preferences, priming me for shows like Aaron Sorkin’s Sports Night and The West Wing as well as Hawks’s His Girl Friday, a film now among my favorites that I did not discover until the early nineties.

Just as my few remaining memories of the series from my schoolboy days were drifting off into the ether, I discovered that Lions Gate Home Entertainment had released the first two seasons of Moonlighting on DVD last year. The third season DVD became available this past spring, and the fourth season is due out this September. One can only assume that the fifth and final season will be out sometime next year. Sadly many elements of the show have not held up over time, and thus one must suspend a lot more than just disbelief while viewing the episodes, but the aspects of the show that made it good back then—the snappy banter, the “Will they, won't they?” tension between the central characters—are as enjoyable as ever.

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The News Hour with Jim Lehrer

Forget network and cable new organizations. The News Hour on PBS is the most reliable and thorough source of news on U.S. television. Hands down. Most NPR affiliates broadcast the audio from the show as well, and certain segments are available via podcast.

The only downside of having an hour-long program that offers detailed reporting on its stories is that it seems that the coverage has depth at the cost of bredth. For a comprehensive summary of the day’s news, viewers may consider looking to the BBC News World Service which, on our PBS station, immediately follows The News Hour. Check your local listings.

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In the summer of 2005, Comedy Central aired the now canceled series Stella, which starred Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, and David Wain, the members of the New York–based comedy troupe of the same name. All three are former members of The State, and Showalter and Wain co-wrote Wet Hot American Summer.

Whether one appreciates the comedy of Stella depends on what one makes of the fictional persona of the trio the show creates. The characters of Michael, Michael, and David are spastic man-children whose immature nature contrasts with their grown-up, dressed-up garb. The three have been called “modern-day Marx Brothers”, and, accordingly, the misadventures chronicled in the series are best characterized as antics, hijinks, and shenanigans executed while dressed in suits. For some, the silliness may be insuperably off-putting. However, while the three performers tend to play their scenes big and while their characters in the show may fall on the side of zany, the men of Stella generally avoid hitting the audience over the head with a punchline and are, first and foremost, sharp comedians, who, in this particular show, just happen to portray three magnificently clueless buffoons.

There is an endearing innocence to Stella’s brand of comedy. No one gets hurt when there’s no butt to any of the jokes (other than themselves); indeed, the men seem to have a predilection for victimless non sequiturs. The only group that may arguably receive some playful poking is what one might call the girlie-girl crowd. The threesome seems to enjoy mocking some common girlish verbal affectations. While addressing one another, they frequently preface their sentences with a quick and emphatic “you guys,” “omigod,” or “can I say something though?” in the way one would expect sorority sisters to speak. Then again, by doing so, the trio comes off as drolly effeminate, so it is hard to say whether they are, in fact, deriding a particular category of people or whether they are merely interested in adding yet another layer of absurdity to their characters. Mockery or tomfoolery, the mode of behavior crops up throughout the series, as it does in a scene when the guys are committed to a sanatorium.

Whichever way one comes down on Stella, one has to admit that it has a pretty catchy theme song. Listening to this song always puts the residents of 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 in the mood for some dumb comedy dressed up in a suit.

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Significant Others

This show may not merit a place on the list of top eight shows you may not know about, but without a doubt, it is a show that you very likely did not watch during its brief twelve-episode run on Bravo.

The show was an interesting experiment in minimally scripted, improvisational comedy. It offered more room for ad-libbing than Curb Your Enthusiasm, heavily relying on the abilities of the performers, most of whom had exceptional comedic instincts and timing.

The series follows the lives of three (eventually four) married couples living in Los Angeles. The action jumps from couple to couple, whose social spheres are entirely separate from one another. The only thing that links them together is that they all share the same marriage counselor. Snippets of the counseling sessions are interspersed throughout each episode and are shot such that the actors are looking directly into the camera and contentiously riffing off one another with, oftentimes, an impressive degree of acumen.

When Crane and I stumbled on this show during its first season, we were pretty glad we found it. That said, when it was quietly dropped by the network a year later, we failed to notice. From what I can tell, the critical reception of Significant Others was mixed at best. One of the positive reviews I found online comes from the New Yorker, and it does a good job of describing the show in greater detail than will be given here.

As one might expect, the final product of each improvised episode was a bit uneven. The most consistently funny couple was Ethan and Eleanor, played by Herschel Bleefeld and Faith Salie. Those two were the obvious stand-outs from the cast with an honorable mention going to Fred Goss, who expertly played the middle-aged husband Bill as a listless, jobless, hopeless yet winsome schlub.

If you’re bored and frustrated with the quality of sitcoms today, then try renting Significant Others for a nice change of pace.

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Friday, July 21, 2006

Production on New Issues Begins

Last Saturday Crane and I began production on at least one follow-up issue for the 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Newsletter. The productivity was astonishing.

The following is a behind-the-scenes glimpse at the production of the next issue(s) as well as a preview to the upcoming 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Newsletter Podcast.

  • “Complimenting Ourselves”
  • “Betting on Search”

Three guesses as to which of us is exceptionally exhausted and which is exceptionally drunk.

Friday, June 16, 2006

A Kindred Spirit

Henry Schally at his third birthday party.
Photo Credit: Jennifer Schally
From the washingtonpost.com.

Crane points out that we have a kindred spirit in a three-year-old Minnesota boy.

The boy was originally profiled in the Washington Post (registration required).

Friday, April 21, 2006

The New Yorker Traffics in Derivatives

Cf. “Guide to 1355 Valencia Apartment 6”:

“The Lonely Planet Guide to My Apartment”
—Jonathan Stern, The New Yorker

This is yet another example demonstrating that good publications tend to steal ideas from even gooder ones.

Friday, March 17, 2006

A New Kind of Crane: The Bari

Longtime friend to the apartment Bari G. has become the newest tenant of 1355 Valencia Apartment 6, having begun his tenure as co-resident at the start of this month.

Because Bari and Crane are each unique, I tend to think of the two distinctly, but I will admit that I have come to see Bari as someone who has taken over the duties and responsibilities Crane used to fulfill and who has become in many ways a wholesale replacement for Crane. The two have entirely different yet equally admirable characters, so I hesitate to use the word “better” or “worse” in comparing Bari to Crane in their capacities as roommates because the phrase “much more awesomer” is the one that first springs to mind.

I am sure that if Crane ever read or contributed to this blog, he would contest these claims.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Erratum: Easy Cheese, Not Cheez Whiz

The piece entitled “Guide to 1355 Valencia Apartment 6” mentions a culinary concoction nicknamed the “cheez sammich,” which is erroneously described as a sandwich made using Cheez Whiz when, in fact, its main ingredient is Easy Cheese. Both Cheez Whiz and Easy Cheese are made from Real Kraft® Cheese cheese food product.

Response from the author: The notion of making a sandwich with a processed cheese food dipping sauce—as opposed to a processed cheese food spread dispensed from a pressurized canister—should have stood out as egregrious and absurd to me, as well as to our fact checker, but somehow this error made it from raw copy to print without so much as a scratch of the head. Apologies to the readers, and thanks to Chris for recently bringing the oversight to my attention. —EP

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

An Army of Crane

Today I awoke around half past ten. I did not bathe or shave for what must have been another two hours. As Crane entered the apartment, having completed the first of four jobs for the day, while I still had shaving cream on my face, I suddenly realized that Crane does more before 1:00pm than I do all day. He truly is “an army of Crane.”

Thursday, January 12, 2006

In the News: Yelp Reviews

1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Newsletter

I laughed, I cried, mu shu pork came out of my nose.

— From Yelp

Monday, January 09, 2006

Appreciation to the Max

In recognition of the selfless labor he provided in printing the first and likely only issue of the newsletter, we hereby award Max a prestigious Certificate of Appreciation, our organization’s highest honor.

Certificate of Appreciation

Monday, January 02, 2006

The Men of 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Calendar

Preview of June 2006
Preview of November 2006

New for 2006! Ring in the New Year with the Men of 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Calendar, available now by way of the Kodak EasyShare Gallery, formerly known much more simply as Ofoto.

To get this exciting new twelve-month wall calendar, just follow these ten simple steps:

  1. Follow this link to the shared photo album for the Men of 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Calendar.
  2. Sign in to your Kodak EasyShare Gallery (aka Ofoto) account if you have one already, or register for a new account.
  3. Click on Exit Slideshow.
  4. Create a new calendar by navigating to Shop > Calendars and then clicking on the Create a Calendar link.
  5. Select January 2006 as your start month, and choose a page design for your calendar—the recommended design template is Slate Gray—and click on the Next button.
  6. In the pop-up window asking whether you would like to Autofill the calendar, click on the Autofill button.
  7. Select the Men of 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 album, check the Import photo titles as captions checkbox, and select the 1-up layout. Click Next to continue.
  8. Click Order to finalize the calendar, and then inspect the calendar preview to make sure everything looks fine.
  9. Click on the Add to Cart button, and proceed with the checkout process.
  10. Sit back for 5-7 business days, and then enjoy!

That’s it. As you can see, Kodak EasyShare Gallery makes it easy.

Click on the pics above for a sneak peek at Mister June and Mister November.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Erratum: On the Mathematics of Bizarro Universes

In the article entitled “Light-Switch Mystery Solved,” I am quoted as saying that bizarro universes, if they exist, are parallel to our own. In fact, I believe that any putative bizarro universe would be orthogonal to ours and thus would be better thought of as a bizarro dimension.

We hope this inaccuracy has not utterly ruined anyone’s appreciation of the article or the newsletter as a whole. We sincerely apologize for the error.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Update: Trevor Impersonation Revealed

Impersonatee Trevor Koski

After a protracted period of meticulous preparation, I finally unveiled my impression of friend to the apartment Trevor Koski at the Phoenix Bar & Restaurant a little while ago and earned some genuine, albeit drunken, chuckles from the dudes. Thanks for the laughs, fellas, and thanks for the material, Trevor.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Newsletter Published at Long Last

After over fifteen months of impeccably planned production, we’re proud to announce the publication of the inaugural issue of the 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Newsletter.

Sadly we had a limited budget so we had to keep the print run small, but we’ve posted a digital copy of the issue as well as a press-quality version that anyone can print out on 11 x 17" sheets of paper.

Friday, September 02, 2005

Discarded Article Ideas

  • An Interview with the World’s Smartest Beer

  • This One Guy in My Apartment — by Chris Crane

    This one guy in my apartment always wears fucking Achewood T-shirts….
  • Craniac and Eugenius Tête-à-Tête

    Do spiders have neurons?
    Eugenius: No.
    Craniac: Yes. Correct
  • Apartment Analects

    Nuggets of wisdom culled from everyday conversations around the apartment.
    • If you hate something, set it free; maybe it will never come back.
    • On tying shoelaces using double-knots: If it’s worth doing once, it's worth doing twice once.
    • To get better at playing a game, you must play more less-retardedly.
    • On preparing for a verbal altercation while lounging around the apartment in boxer shorts: Oh, it’s on. And so are the pants. But not the gloves. They are off.
  • Alternate versions of the Chris Crane Town ad

    Chris Crane Town Alternate Ad #1 Chris Crane Town Alternate Ad #2
  • Original film review of The Third Man

    Although more than half a century has passed since the release of Carol Reed’s cinematic masterpiece, The Third Man stands as a model of suspense and a touchstone for modern filmmakers and, in addition, serves as a remarkable document of a shell-shocked, postwar Europe.

    Shot on location on the streets and in the sewers of Vienna, this noir thriller begins with the death of the story’s central figure, Harry Lime, promptly launching the mystery that propels the rest of the film. Graham Greene wrote the wonderfully nuanced script after first crafting a fully fleshed-out novel that he could use as the basis for the screenplay, and Anton Karas’s haunting zither theme scores impeccable performances by Joseph Cotten and Orson Welles.

    Crane was three sheets to the wind by the time we started the DVD, but I was able to infer from his still expression and his lack of slumber that he enjoyed the subtle use of skewed camera angles and Welles’s renowned cuckoo-clock speech. The annoyed glances he gave in response to my well-nigh incessant drunken commentary led me to conclude that the movie had successfully captured his full interest and that he would likely bestow The Third Man with four Cranes, the highest possible rating I am allowed to imagine that he would give to a movie.

Photo Gallery

The News Hour with Jim Lehrer Fan Club
LEHRER IN THE LAIR: Co-presidents and co-founders of The News Hour with Jim Lehrer Fan Club Chris Crane and Eugene Park watch a weekday broadcast of the PBS news show with contained enthusiasm. (Credit: Dustin Perkins)
Alternate photo: The News Hour with Jim Lehrer Fan Club
Alternate photo for The News Hour with Jim Lehrer Fan Club.
Things are too far away
FAR TOO REMOTE: Resident Chris Crane finds that the remote control, like many other things in the apartment, is too far away.
Alternate photo: Things are too far away
An alternate, anonymous take on the out-of-reach remote with apologies to Michelangelo.
Takeout and Delivery Menus
Menus from our favorite takeout and delivery places.
Kitchen couture

Eugene Park redefines kitchen couture.
Apartment map
This makeshift map of the apartment is not to scale.
Bathroom outtake #1
Bathroom outtake #2
Bathroom outtake #3
Bathroom outtake #4
Outtakes from the bathroom shoot.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Crane Moves Out

Summer’s Eve Feminine Wash

Chris douches out big time by moving out of the apartment today. Today on a warm summer’s eve.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Now We Have Desktop Publishing Software

Kudos to Dustin for helping us procure a copy of Quark XPress 5.0. To show our gratitude, Chris and I are making Dustin an honorary deputy editor of the newsletter:

Deputy editor badge

If you are not Dustin, please do not print this out. This is not for you.

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Let’s Make a Newsletter

Chris and I are both looking forward to being roommates. “Hi, roomie!” we’re already saying to one another when we see each other. It’s only a few weeks before Chris moves in to 1355 Valencia Apartment 6, what what.

What’s more, we’ve been talking about publishing a newsletter to let you, the heroes out there, get an idea of what’s who in the apartment. What are the eating trends? What are folks watching on television? Have the residents grown mustaches? These are the questions the newsletter will seek to answer.

Newsletter Production Timeline

Here is the proposed project timeline we have for the newsletter:

Newsletter Production Timeline

With a little luck, we’ll closely adhere to this schedule and have something for you in a little over a year. Watch for it.

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Located within what many consider to be walking distance of the heart of the neighborhood in which it is found, 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 is a two-bedroom unit in a recently renovated six-unit residential building. The sunny, top-floor apartment is approximately ten degrees too warm at all times, providing inhospitable conditions for storing fruit or wine.

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