Erratum: Easy Cheese, Not Cheez Whiz

The piece entitled “Guide to 1355 Valencia Apartment 6” mentions a culinary concoction nicknamed the “cheez sammich,” which is erroneously described as a sandwich made using Cheez Whiz when, in fact, its main ingredient is Easy Cheese. Both Cheez Whiz and Easy Cheese are made from Real Kraft® Cheese cheese food product.

Response from the author: The notion of making a sandwich with a processed cheese food dipping sauce—as opposed to a processed cheese food spread dispensed from a pressurized canister—should have stood out as egregrious and absurd to me, as well as to our fact checker, but somehow this error made it from raw copy to print without so much as a scratch of the head. Apologies to the readers, and thanks to Chris for recently bringing the oversight to my attention. —EP

An Army of Crane

Today I awoke around half past ten. I did not bathe or shave for what must have been another two hours. As Crane entered the apartment, having completed the first of four jobs for the day, while I still had shaving cream on my face, I suddenly realized that Crane does more before 1:00pm than I do all day. He truly is “an army of Crane.”

In the News: Yelp Reviews

I laughed, I cried, mu shu pork came out of my nose.

— From Yelp

Appreciation to the Max

In recognition of the selfless labor he provided in printing the first and likely only issue of the newsletter, we hereby award Max a prestigious Certificate of Appreciation, our organization’s highest honor.

The Men of 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Calendar

New for 2006! Ring in the New Year with the Men of 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Calendar, available now by way of the Kodak EasyShare Gallery, formerly known much more simply as Ofoto.

To get this exciting new twelve-month wall calendar, just follow these ten simple steps:

1. Follow this link to the shared photo album for the Men of 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 Calendar.
2. Sign in to your Kodak EasyShare Gallery (aka Ofoto) account if you have one already, or register for a new account.
3. Click on Exit Slideshow.
4. Create a new calendar by navigating to Shop > Calendars and then clicking on the Create a Calendar link.
5. Select January 2006 as your start month, and choose a page design for your calendar—the recommended design template is Slate Gray—and click on the Next button.
6. In the pop-up window asking whether you would like to Autofill the calendar, click on the Autofill button.
7. Select the Men of 1355 Valencia Apartment 6 album, check the Import photo titles as captions checkbox, and select the 1-up layout. Click Next to continue.
8. Click Order to finalize the calendar, and then inspect the calendar preview to make sure everything looks fine.
9. Click on the Add to Cart button, and proceed with the checkout process.
10. Sit back for 5-7 business days, and then enjoy!

That’s it. As you can see, Kodak EasyShare Gallery makes it easy.

Click on the pics above for a sneak peek at Mister June and Mister November.